DON’T call me grandma!
It’s not that I was too young to be a grandma, that wasn’t it. It wasn’t vanity stuff either. I’m not that person. I’ve never even lied about my age. Well, wait…I did once when I was 15 and my girlfriend and I got a job at the concession trailer at the Detroit Drag Strip. I lied then and said I was 16. It was just I didn’t FEEL like a grandma. In my life, I’ve felt like a girl,…