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Month: December 2019

“GIVING CUTS”

“GIVING CUTS”

  We were finishing up our morning running around. Walgreens for a prescription. WalMart for dog food. And Safeway for produce AND A BAG OF CHIPS! If I ever write a story about Bobfone and all his strange behaviors, one of them will be grocery store lines.   He MUST have the best line! He goes up and down looking for the least amount of people in line, the people with the least amount of groceries in their baskets, the…

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I QUIT!…..YOU’RE FIRED!!….. NO, I QUIT!!!

I QUIT!…..YOU’RE FIRED!!….. NO, I QUIT!!!

  I have never, EVER been fired from a job. When I was twelve, babysitting was my first job. I read stories, played games and watched TV with my little charges.  I was always in high demand. I worked at the Detroit Dragstrip when I was only 15 and thought it was funny to put a frozen burger in between a bun and watch for the reaction. I never got caught and I never got fired. I worked at the…

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