AND ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD

AND ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD

I wonder how many times I reminded my girls upon their leaving for an evening to please remember to call if they needed a ride home or anything else.

They’d raise their right hand and swear they wouldn’t get into a car with anyone who’d ben drinking.

I certainly didn’t have to worry about THEM.

MY girls didn’t drink!!!!!

Right?

We never got a call-for-help through all their growing up years.

THEY however, got a few from US when we’d had one-more-for-the-road too many….. but my girls always made it home safe and on their own.

That is, until a couple Fridays ago.

We’d just finished dinner and it was one of our favorite times; dinner done, pj’s on, candles lit, fire in the fireplace, a bowl of popcorn between us and start the movie.

And then…..the phone rang.

And I knew who it was because of the ring-tone; one daughter is a bunch of chirping crickets, one is quacking ducks and one is a BOING, BOING, BOING sound.

This was Boing, Boing calling.

It was a little late so I figured somethin’ was up.

WHAT?

Did I REALLY want to know?

I considered letting it ring.

Just kidding Boing, Boing…you KNOW I wouldn’t do that!

“Mom, whadd’ya doin?”

“Just gettin’ ready to watch a movie.”

“HELP…..mom we need help. We need a ride home.”

“From WHERE? Where are you?”

“We’re in a brewery in Folsom and it’s like a reunion and…..MOM, we need a ride home.”

“Give me the name and street.

Here we come.

DON’T DRIVE.”

Lobo had heard enough of the conversation to know we were headed to Folsom.

This was not how we’d planned our evening but…..douse the candles, shut the fireplace doors, put the popcorn in the kitchen, turn off the TV and head out.

And when we arrived, there they all were…..familiar faces from their high school days which seemed like just a blink ago.

Lots of laughin’ and “do you remember when…..” goin’ on.

I got out to give a few hugs in my pj’s & slippers.

Who cares, right?

We found our passengers and we headed back to the cars.

I got behind the wheel of Boing, Boing’s car and her man rode in ours with Lobo who was also in pj’s & slippers, and the two cars headed for home.

We delivered the two of them and their car safely home 10 or 15 minutes later.

Our entire conversation all the way home was, “Mom, look at me…do I look drunk?”

“I can’t look but, I’ll take a long shot and guess yes.”

And NO, we didn’t want to come in!!

Nope, not even for one minute.

NO!!!!!

We honked, waved and drove away.

The next morning, they called with thanks for the Rescue Rides.

Lobo and I had talked about it on our way home and again while we opened the fireplace doors, re-lit the candles, grabbed the bowl of popcorn and pushed PLAY for the movie.

So when they called the next morning full of THANKS, we had one of our own.

Thanks for bothering us and asking us to pick you up at a bar because you were too drunk to drive.

And, thanks for not driving. You possibly saved us a phone call NOT from the bar but from the morgue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “AND ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD

  1. Now we have Uber so it makes these kind of call less frequent. You were definitely they kind of mom to do this without fear of repercussion…to this day I still think of you whenever I buckle my seat belt. I promised you we would when we rode away in the Maverick that first time in 1982 or 83!

    1. Two problems with Uber. Mr & Mrs Drunk Caudillo didn’t have an account AND…they didn’t want to leave there car there overnight. They wanted it to come home with them. Matt, I’m gonna guess that you have ZERO idea of how much some of the things you say to me MEAN TO ME. That you think of ME when you buckle your seat belt? That brings the lump to my throat. You give me a worth. THANK YOU and I love you and OH….you’re reading my stuff!!! I love it! Hugs Honeybunch. xxx

  2. Absolutely!!! Thank G I’d they knew to call and not take a chance that they “weren’t drunk”

    1. My feelings exactly Lise. That WASN’T in our plan for the evening but we were HAPPY to be interrupted to make sure they were safely home and caused no trauma for innocents. PLUS, back in “the day” they gave us a few Rescue Rides. THANK YOU for reading AND responding. xxx

  3. Hey! You’re not suppose to use my name ???????????? Mom thanks for getting up and coming to get us. I’m gonna write a story about my mom picking me up from the bar and getting out of the car and coming to the entrance in her fluffy pjs, robe, and slippers ???? I love you and Bobo so much!!!!

    1. Boing, Boing…..I didn’t use your name. xxx ps THANK YOU for reading and responding. That means more to me than probably you even know. We love you. xxx

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